Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner.......

by bikerchic 3 Replies latest social humour

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    So what's your Silly State saying?

    SILLY STATE MOTTOS

    Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
    Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
    Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
    Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
    California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
    Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It...Yet
    Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
    Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
    Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
    Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland
    Scum, But Leave Your Money)
    Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
    Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
    Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
    Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
    Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
    Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
    Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
    Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
    Campaign
    Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
    Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
    Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
    Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
    Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
    Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
    Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
    Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unibomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And
    Very Little Else

    Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
    Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
    New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
    New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
    Here!
    New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
    New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
    Attorney...
    North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
    North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
    Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
    Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
    Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
    Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
    Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
    South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
    South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
    Tennessee: The Educashun State
    Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
    Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
    Vermont: Yep
    Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
    Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
    Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
    West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
    Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
    Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared!

    I thought this was funny!

    Katie (check out New Yorks! LOL)
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  • Brummie
    Brummie

    Those are hilarious

    Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

    That should definately apply to England. 17.5% tax on everything

    Brummie

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Minnesota has also been called "the land of 10,000 taxes". Sigh, that's what we have to put up with for our "superior quality of life" here.

    Also we are a spawning ground for groundbreaking liberal politicians, a la vice presidents Hubert Humphrey and Walter Mondale, and of course the late senator Paul Wellstone.

    As such, our lawbooks are filled with lots of do-good ideas. One radio host calls Minnesota "the state where ABSOLUTELY NOTHING is allowed".

  • zev
    zev

    Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

    Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

    i have lived in both Mass and now RI.

    i still work in Mass.

    we call it Taxachusetts. believe me, once you live there, you know why we call it that.

    my favorite fo RI is: The smallest MOST CORrUPT state in the union.

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