Another Apocalyptic No-Show - "Planet X"

by Nathan Natas 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Those of you who follow news of phenomena and the fringe of science probably know what I'm talking about - the mysterious Planet X is supposed to collide with earth on May 15th.

    Strangely enough, no astronomer anywhere can detect the approaching planet. The reason is simple - it isn't there.

    As the ides of May approach, life on planet Earth goes on, and shall go on.

  • foreword
    foreword

    If were lucky it might bounce of the moon....

    Where's Bruce Willis when you need him...

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    ..."the Main Pyramid is exactly aligned to the earth’s four cardinal points, that the main unit of measurement used by the designer is exactly 10 millionths of the Earth's mean Polar radius, and that the pyramid's designed base-square has sides measuring 365.242, 365.256, and 365.259 of these same units which represent the Earth’s Solar Tropical, sidereal and anomalistic orbits........The main thing is that everything seems to 'drop off the scale' so to speak around the year 2004 (though he states there is a +/- 3 year error allowance) The 'Achievements of Civilization Line' drops at 1911, recovers before dropping again at 1939, recovers but drops again but less dramatically in 1967 then a bit more at 1980 and then plummets at 2004. The 'Progress of materialist Humanity' Line stays fairly flat, just bobbing up and down a little all century until it hits 2004 and totally drops down off the scale in an instant! "....

    Well apparently the Great Pyramid of Giza predicts the arrival of planet Nibiru in May 2003. Gods "Stone Bible" couldnt be wrong could it??

    http://www.zetatalk.com/theword/tword06y.htm

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    OHMYGAWD MY AUTHENTIC CHANEL SHOULDER BAG WILL BE

    W O R T H L E S S ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Pleasuredome
    Pleasuredome

    zetatalk is a pile of crap, who are connected to nasa. may 15th is a date issued by them, and is classic disinfo that's supposedly channeled form the 'zetas' or aliens.

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    ..."who are connected to nasa. may 15th is a date issued by them, and is classic disinfo"....

    Dome. What are they seeking to conceal from us that requires disinformation to be spread?

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy
    What are they seeking to conceal from us that requires disinformation to be spread?

    raises hand I can answer that!

    The government doesn't want us to find out that they are the real aliens, so they make up all this crap to keep us distracted, or in some cases, entertained.

  • SYN
    SYN

    Actually I completely forgot about this.

    Thanks for the reminder! *evil grin*

  • foreword
    foreword

    So little time.....

    What can we do.....only two weeks left.....

    Let's all jump in a four door sedan and warn people about this.....

    We could meet at McDonald's and discuss the strategy......and discuss the strategy......and discuss the strategy......lol

    Gotta go buy myself an umbrella, if it hits here I'll be protected.

  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman
    Those of you who follow news of phenomena and the fringe of science probably know what I'm talking about - the mysterious Planet X is supposed to collide with earth on May 15th.
    If were lucky it might bounce of the moon....

    Blue-green ball in the side pocket?

    As the ides of May approach,

    And that's another thing. What the heck are "Ides," and why do they always come on the 15th of the month? Can you get just one Ide, or do they only come in sets? And why didn't Julius Caesar just stay home that day? Was he expecting a shipment of Ides to arrive? Can you build your own Ides, or do you have to buy them from the manufacturer? Are they standardized, or can you get designer Ides? Can you hide behind them if your planet is hit by a very large cue ball? This kind of stuff always worries me...

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