Inaccuracies regarding pagan origins

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  • Vidiot

    If God was Canadian…

    Thou shalt not have any other beers before Molson, Labatt, or Kokanee.

    Thou shalt not make an idol of Nickelback. Bryan Adams is cool, though.

    Thou shalt not take the name of William Shatner in vain, for he is a national treasure.

    Remember Hockey Night in Canada on the CBC, for it is sacred.

    Honour thy moose and beaver.

    Thou shalt not murder the Prime Minister, no matter how badly thee may want to.

    Thou shalt not fully commit to laissez-faire capitalism.

    Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy armed and unstable neighbour next door. It’s fun, but not worth the hassle.

    Thou shalt not covet that selfsame neighbour’s Krispy Kremes. Thou hast Tim Hortons.

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