Theme Park for JW's, Designed by APOSTATES

be wise

Any idea's on a Theme Park designed by Apostates for JW's.

Or is this to sadistic ?

I've already mentioned mine on my other post for JW's .

I'm talking about the JW's you really can't stand, ...yeah ...you know the one's I mean.

VeniceIT

Best JW parody song contest at 6:30 pm followed by fireworks

Pie throwing at JR Brown and Ted J.

Beth Sarim B&B (breakfast complete with Miracle Wheat Cereal, and da judges special juice)

WBBR and sinsinaughty broadcasting your fav wt quotes and JR brown press releases.

WT book burning and marshmallow roast nightly.

Restroom sign (please take only one mag to wipe, thank you)

Apostate Spaces, how to use old wt mag and some paint to texture your walls.

Smurf ring toss

Step right up and guess how many dreads Valis has.......

Notice several convenient 'Smoking because I can' sections located through out the park.

be wise

WT book burning and marshmallow roast nightly.

Aahh, I can almost smell it.

Brummie

Well you would have to have a ghost train...where the (none existant) spirits of the dead appear in de dark tunnel.

The big dipper that goes through a vat of blood.

hook a fuzzy duck. winners get $144.000

Brummie

be wise

I suppose you would have to have the JW Maze that was nearly impossible to get out of, only for a lucky few.

I don't think the bearded lady would be hard to find amoungst the borg.

You could have a JW race where apostates could throw 'stumbling blocks' at them to stop them winning.

Mary

Let's see, you could have a few:

The Magic Kingdom (literally)

Pedophile Land (feel free to leave your kids with us!)

Prophecy Island (senile old men only)

FantasyLand (literally) (everyone welcome!)

ArmageddonLand (formerly known as TomorrowLand)

Some of the rides could be:

Snow-white Elder's Scarey Adventure;

Ted Jaraecz's Wild Ride (formerly known as Mr. Toad's Wild Ride)

Hall of the Governing Body Presidents

It's a Small System of Things After All

Dumbo the Flying Elder

The Haunted Bethel

Jungle Cruise (learn how to live like a Missionairy in Zimbawee!)

The Watchtower Society's Carousel of Progress (caution: this ride never works and is non-refundable)

Hamas

Just bring them online

ColdRedRain

More attractions

The King Of The North Guessing Booth

Guess who the king of the north is, and you'll win a free trip to Bethel.

The Jehovah's Celestial Chariot Trolley

It's just a kiddie coaster that changes directions all the time, but in the end, comes back to where it was 100 years ago.

The Scarlet Colored Wild Beast Animal Cage

The beast is said to be filled with diseases, yet you see it being fed and petted by a hapless ministerial servant.

The Land Of Make-Believe Science

Learn the truth behind vaccinations, blood transfusions, organ transplants, aluminum and wheat.

The World Of Technology, Old And New

Colecovisions loaded with MEPS fill the room. Also, you see modern day computers pointed to JW.com.

elumn8

Forced boddy piercings after winning prizes like

ARoarer

The Armeggedon Train Ride. It continues on and on, never stopping for it's destination: Great Tribulation Station It just keeps going on a never-ending dark ride into Watchtower Twighlight Zone

Theme Park for JW's, Designed by APOSTATES

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