Memorial Report: Partakers outnumber Observers. WTS alarmed.

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
  • Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
    Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

    Initial reports into the WTS headquarters in Australia indicate that in many areas of the country those persons partaking of the emblems outnumbered observers, and in some cases amounted to the total number attending various KHs.

    When questioned on the matter, WTS spokesman Ernest Dihard, intimated that the result may have been influenced by the choice of wine selected for the evening. In some instances, congregations reported consuming between 10 and 15 cases of fine red wine.

    Revelries got so out of hand in some locations that the police were required to attend, and police media spokeswoman, Laura Norda, stated that she had not experienced such unruly behaviour since the local football team, returning after a particularly heavy loss, crossed paths with a local bikie gang out on a bucks night. Nasty stuff. She further advised participants from attending any future such functions.

    She only wished they had cheeses in their life.

  • greven
  • badboy
    badboy

    U CANT B SERIOUS, MAN!

    courtesy of John MCEnroe.

  • jillbedford
    jillbedford

    Jw's do like their wine...........

  • Jourles
    Jourles

    Let me guess....Ozziepost supplied some of his own special reserve Shiraz??

  • stillinstock
    stillinstock

    Pleeeeese tell me that this is a joke!!!!!!!

  • Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
    Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

    Do you really believe a joke could be made of such a serious subject?

    cheeses was there (but only emblematically -is there such a word? - or is it just further evidence of cheeses' creative ability?)

  • Ed
    Ed
    ... police media spokeswoman, Laura Norda ...

    Yeah, right

    LOL

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    LOL @ Cheeses.... funny post!

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