Okay, my comedy instructor says I can not use Satan in my comedy routine...it's a shame, it really fit when I describe being a Witness. The bit about being DF b/c I wasn't annoying enough at the doors was very well rec'd by my classmates, but I am leading in by saying how strict the religion is.
To what may I compare being a JW? HELP! In the sense that JWs are not allowed to do anything but preach.
Also, when I mention how it feels to be thrown out of the world's least popular religion, someone suggestion I liken it to being thrown out of some organization to which anyone can belong . Can't think of what that would be.
Also, when I talk about my second husband leaving, (the Englishman), I mention how he got everything I had. True enough. What would be the one thing he would have left behind because as a Brit, he wouldn't touch the stuff? (someone suggested toothpaste, no offense, dear British readers). I suggested his tube of SPF 900 British Pasty White sunscreen, but was told it wasn't funny and it was too long.
(Actually, he had the most beautiful complexion, as did all his family and friends. )
Any last minute suggestions would be more than welcome.
Actually, I now don't have a way to get to the club as Tim is very sick.....But I'll get there somehow.