Yep, he took the term Moron a little hard and he has decided to close the borders...and April Fools. So much for Operation Canadian Bacon.. hehehee.
You want to laugh see the movie Canadian Bacon..
I found this movie to be rather hilarious in a political sense when I first saw it, but now the current situation with Bush and the US just adds onto its charm.
Dubya, like Alda in the movie, tries to draw attention away from domestic problems by creating a war (Iraq) just as Alda does with Canada.
Canadians? We don't need no steeenkin' Canadians! Just kidding, ha ha. A little Canadian humor, since I have an affinity with that country up... there... somewhere.
But really ... what's up with their quarters invading our country's supply? Haven't you ever tried to pass off a Canadian quarter at the checkout line and felt like such a criminal? You did? POLICE! .. just kidding. I wonder how Canadians feel when they get a US. Quarter in their change.
Mountie: What's this all aboot?
Roy Boy [pointing a gun]: We have ways of making you pronounce the letter O, pal.
Gus: Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young!
TV Announcer: The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here.
[TV Announcer describes the Canadian National Tower in Toronto]
TV Announcer: It is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts.
Smiley: When have you ever heard anyone say, "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"?
TV Announcer: Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day.
TV Announcer: Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States.
Highway Patrolman: I do have to fine you. That will be a thousand dollars Canadian, or 10 American dollars if you prefer.
Of some of my best friends are Canadians Class.