Saddam has key to Detroit & "Maxim"-ize the troops

by Uzzah 10 Replies latest social current

  • Uzzah
    Uzzah

    These stories qualify as the "Strange but True" articles of the day...

    I am not posting this to fan flames but found the two stories interesting and both raised an eyebrow but in different ways...

    A Gift Worth A Foot In The Mouth

    This is one gift the city of Detroit may never be able to live down. Back in 1980, when times were much different than they are now and the U.S. was on a completely different footing with a certain despotic Middle Eastern leader, Saddam Hussein was given the key to the Motor City. The presentation was made by a priest on behalf on Mayor Coleman Young, during a visit by a group of Chaldeans to Baghdad. In turn, Saddam donated $200,000 to a Chaldean Catholic church in Detroit. At the time, America – as the entire nation may also want to forget – was giving covert aid to Iraq in its war with Iran. Twenty-three years later, there’s nothing covert about the U.S.’ aim in Iraq. Maybe when they find Saddam, U.S. troops may also want to hunt down that gift key and have it returned to the U.S. – to be tossed in the Detroit River, for posterity’s sake.


    For Their Viewing Pleasure

    Don’t say the publisher of a couple of the top men’s magazines isn’t supportive of the troops in Iraq. Dennis Publishing is shipping 15,000 free copies of Maxim and Stuff over to the American soldiers in the Gulf, with the intention that the scantily clad models covering their pages will boost morale. It’s not a new idea by any means, as pin-ups of lovely ladies were all the rage in World War II. Not wanting to be left out of the mix, Time Magazine is also making arrangements to send copies of its two latest issues on college basketball (re. March Madness stuff) to sites housing U.S. military personnel. Word is People magazine could soon hit the desert too. Wondering where Playboy is in this time of need? While the legendary girly glossy isn’t delivering any of its skin mags to the front, it hopes to make a contribution by setting up an e-mail address where the fighting faithful can sign up to receive non-nude pics (shucks) and messages from the playmates. And the women involved in the war haven’t been forgotten either. Long before the hostilities began, someone from the front wrote Hearst Corp. asking for some quality reading material. In reply, the publisher sent issues of its Marie Claire magazine along with skin care products to dozens of female soldiers. The publisher said it will soon also deliver copies of its Good Housekeeping title – maybe because even on the front, no one deserves a tent that isn’t aesthetically pleasing.

  • Xander
    Xander

    So, the men get 'Playboy' and the women get 'Good Housekeeping'?!?!

    Damn!

    That's quite the slap in the face!

  • Seven
    Seven

    And the women involved in the war haven’t been forgotten either. Long before the hostilities began, someone from the front wrote Hearst Corp. asking for some quality reading material. In reply, the publisher sent issues of its Marie Claire magazine along with skin care products to dozens of female soldiers. The publisher said it will soon also deliver copies of its Good Housekeeping title – maybe because even on the front, no one deserves a tent that isn’t aesthetically pleasing.

    Wondering where Playboy is in this time of need? While the legendary girly glossy isn’t delivering any of its skin mags to the front, it hopes to make a contribution by setting up an e-mail address where the fighting faithful can sign up to receive non-nude pics (shucks) and messages from the playmates . And the women involved in the war haven’t been forgotten either.

    That totally sucks. The men get messages from playmates and the gals get recipes from Good Housekeeping. What a crock. There are some outstanding mags geared for the ladies. I think I'll write to their publishers and make sure the gals get theres.

  • Seven
    Seven
    That's quite the slap in the face!

    Xander,

    Damn is right!! Who wants to read some lame article re: menopause and yeast infections? Maybe the guys could make better use of all that hand lotion too.

  • Xander
    Xander

    On more levels than that, too.

    Essentially, corporate America is telling the boys "Doing a good job son, here, have some sexy ladies to look at" while at the same time subtly suggestion to the girls in service that they should maybe be doing something else.

    Unless a poll was taken among all the servicepeople asking what material they WANTED, then basing decisions based on that. Somehow, I doubt it.

  • Seven
    Seven

    bttt

    What say you?? Surely more than Xander and I have an opinion here.

  • riz
    riz

    thanks, seven- i was looking for this thread!

    this is ridiculous. the men get to look at boobs and whatnot, and the women are stuck learning how to knit Martha Stewart Bomb Cozies?!? how is that fair?

    i agree with xander- that is a slap in the face for the women serving in the military. it would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

  • Hungout
    Hungout

    Think about it Woman, Most of the people in the armed services who will recieve this maginzine are men (90%?)

    So this means that if the woman are acually horny Im sure theres plenty of men to accomadate them.

  • Seven
    Seven

    Hey Hungout,

    Welcome to the board!

    Think about it Woman, Most of the people in the armed services who will recieve this maginzine are men (90%?)

    Think about it Man. A woman can fly an F-16 fighter(btw, check out fighter pilot named "Thumper" interviewed on CNN). She is the equal of any male pilot flying the friendly skies of Baghdad. So, both Playboy and Playgirl should be made available online for our our troops. Let our gals in uniform decide whether they would like to chat will hot, young attractive men or read indepth articles about how to keep sand out from between their toes.

    *note* Thumper's jet was struck by lightning returning from a mission knocking out some of her defense and guidance systems. She brought that sucker safely around town!! You da bomb, Thumper!!!!!

    So this means that if the woman are acually horny Im sure theres plenty of men to accomadate them.

    Actually horny?? Plenty...to accomade... LOL Welcome to the middle ages. You don't shit crap where you eat! Especially in a combat situation.

  • Xander
    Xander

    Plus, it's against regulations. US servicepeople cannot canoodle with each other. That's what civilians (and locals!...except...perhaps not in this war - *yikes*) are for.

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