That Judge, he's a funny fella

by Zep 2 Replies latest social humour

  • Zep

    1874- The next chapter will present Bible evidence that 1874 A.D. was the exact date of the beginning of the 'Times of Restitution,' and hence of our Lord's return." {TIAH 170-1}

    >>ooops missed there...unless he came and then left and then came back in 1914 for a 3rd time

    1876- "For forty years the Lord has been present, feeding those who have been hungering and thirsting for righteousness. For forty years Pastor Russell - that faithful servant of the Lord - has set forth clear and unmistakable evidence of the presence of the Master. He nailed the banner of Christ's presence on the title page of The Watch Tower; and it shall never come down until the kingdom is known in the earth." {WT Dec 15 1916 377} [the banner came down in 1939, and now the WT banner only claims 'Announcing Jehovah's Kingdom']

    >>>Enough of this end of the world talk, i wanna hear some more Judge rutherfords Home remedies

    1927 -"Spaniards .. and other backward races [came to settle in America under the influence of Rome]" {GAGE Nov 30 1927 141}

    1928- "All human ailments have their start in the intestines." {GAGE Nov 28 1928 133}

    1928 -[Great Pyramid at Gizeh in Egypt was built under direction of Satan] {WT 1928 339-45/355-62} [compare with [God had placed the Great Pyramid of Gizeh in Egypt] {WT Sep 1883 repr 525}]
    1929- "If the organs [of your body] are diseased, heal them by correcting your diet. Avoid the use of aluminum cooking utensils and alum baking powders as they are injurious to your health, poisoning your blood stream.. Sleep on the right side or flat on your back, with the head toward the north so as to get benefit of the earth's magnetic currents. Avoid serum inoculations as they pollute the blood stream with their filthy pus.. Stop chewing gum, as you need the saliva for your food." {GAGE Nov 12 1929

    1931- ".. a drop or two of kerosene excellent for quickly cleaning sinks and bathtubs; it cuts the dirt immediately and leaves no odor; and when applied to cuts the cuts heal sooner. Try it." {CONS Dec 1 1931 12}

    1931- "Vaccinations are a violation of the Eternal Covenant God made with Noah.. Quite likely there is some connection between the violation of human blood [vaccines] and the spread of demonism.. sexual immorality .. Vaccination has never saved a human life. It does not prevent smallpox." {GAGE Feb

  • RedhorseWoman

    Are you implying that these things are NOT true?

  • Caliban

    Have a look at [URL=]The Interactive Timeline of Jehovahs Witnesses[/url].
    What they *really* believed and when.

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