Oh, I am SO heart-sick!
I had been conducting a clandestine affair for the past forty years with a JW Chinchilla I met on JW Ratz.com
We only met to do drugs and poop on each other, but I knew in my heart it was something really really special.
Now I am bereft!
Oh dear, dear, Dubbie Chinchilla, WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?????
Please don't mock my pain. I am totally legit (as far as you know).