phew .. thanks to pr_capone I finnally got the bloody thing posted
now I'll read what all you galahs are saying and see if ya learned anything yet
unclebruce
Australian for beginers. lesson 1
by unclebruce 43 Replies latest jw friends
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cruzanheart
And I'll put the billy on for tea. Good on ya, cobber!
Nina
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unclebruce
chevytnats submitted:
"Bastard huh? How about: When I was in England I met some Bastards, but they didnt compare to some of the Wankers that drive buses." ...
We don't generally talk about "pommie bastards" anymore so i'll need to mark you down for cultural insensitivity (besides the last thing i want is a writ from the wankers of the pommie bus drivers union!
Do I get an 'A' on my homework?
B+ (well done chevy - don't sweat it, most in this class are gun'n for the B stamp! -
unclebruce
Blackbabe submitted: (i wish :)
Ah Unc? You might think I'm a cheeky little bugger but I think you may have forgotton Bloody Bastard and Stinkin' Bastard and Filthy Bastard. Which perhaps may be more common up here on the north coast (or else they are more common amongst the younger generation) Oh also Poor Bastard.
LOL yeah i guess i did forget a few bastards (i haven't been shining me arse around here lately unclebruce ps: we're pretty slow bastards down here on the far south coast ::::: LOL @ Dansk -
it’s ‘a -That’s Australian all right
.. ya cheeky bastard! unclebruce ps: You aren't the first to moan about my features thrust in yer face. I've been trying to remove my mug shot from profiles for weeks but the bastard of a thing won't budge!! Hippikon's glued it in with aquadire or something .. So you'll just have to grin and bear it like i do to son! singing: "we're all in this together...." unc who can't take a joke lol. ::::
Maverick I was in country for a month and understood one word in five.
which word was that?Everyone sounded like they had a month full of marbles
that's an old trick to stop us dehydrating in the outback sorry to hear you had one up against yer duckhouse, unc.:::::: SaintSatan
Mar 27, 2003 So, there's no hosers in australia, then?
dunno, i'm out to lunch on that one ss, .. hang on - 're you talk'n about the long wobbly thing we water our lawn with?unclebruce who detects a NZ accent
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unclebruce
Geez, this post was a cock up from beginning to end - i'll pull my finger out next week folks!
that's the way the violet crumbles
sorry i chucked a wobbly, avagoodweegend, unc.
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PopeOfEruke
What's an Australian poofter?
Someone who likes women more than beer.
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ozziepost
Cock-up, unc? You know we don't say that. It's a balls-up!
Ozzie (of the pure language class)
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Englishman
"Brace yourself Sheila!"
(That's Australian foreplay, BTW.)
Englishman.
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Prisca
It's a balls-up!
Correction.
"Balls-up" is an ENGLISH expression, "cock-up" is Aussie. Sorry Ozzie
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ozziepost
I resemble that, Eman!
Ozzie