You might be a Jehovah's Witness if, to not feel guilty on Saturday morning, you ride in a car with a group of adults driving in circles around town taking turns to get out one at a time to knock on a door that you hoped no one would answer.
You might be a JW if going on vacation meant going to a summer regional or district assembly where you did not need to pack shorts, tennis shoes, or tank tops.
You might be a JW if for lunch at the summer convention you and your family ate breakfast food from the Holiday Inn where you are staying for the summer assembly.
You might be a JW if the first thing that you think about when waking up in the morning is that it is meeting night.
You might be a JW if you introduce a person to another JW, not by the person's name by as my Bible study.
You might be a JW if you don't celebrate Christmas but will take the money from your employer to not come to work so that you can celebrate it.