DIY Store encounter

by The Fall Guy 3 Replies latest social humour

  • The Fall Guy
    The Fall Guy

    When I walked into a large B&Q diy store, a big guy in an orange overall came right up to me and said, "Do you want decking?"

    I thought I'd better get in first, so I punched him as hard as I could.

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    Well it's a good thing he didn't ask you if you needed a screw...who knows what might have happened !

  • zeb

    from Marx Bros movie'
    "Yes I have just come back from the south Pacific and took lots of pictures of the native girls but they are not developed yet".. old society matron faints.

  • smiddy3

    " The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true ,the chalice from the palace ......."

    I can never remember the rest of that line ,from the Court Jester.

    If you haven`t seen this movie look out for danny Kaye being Knighted also the scene from above.

    Hilarious .

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