A new transcript has been leaked from Project Veritas, detailing the process the leadership went through to adopt a new name. The dialog below took place between the new Warlord and the crowd:
WARLORD: "Hey Ya'll! We need a new name. Nobody is taking us seriously. CHAZ sounds gay.... err.. I mean the 'happy' gay. Yeah, the 'happy' kind, and because we are so happy, we aren't seen as serious. We need to be serious."
CROWD: "Yeah! Serious! (some general mumbling about non-vegan substitutes in the background)"
WARLORD: "So, we need a new name. Something serious. I got it. How about 'Capital Region Assertive Protest'? We are assertive! We are a protest, not a riot.
LONE CROWD MEMBER: "Sir... ummm... maybe this isn't the right image either? Just a thought... ummm"
WARLORD: "This is a little hard. Who thought of CHAZ anyway?"
CROWD MEMBER: "It was Greg from Accounting."
WARLORD: "Greg, yeah, that makes sense. That dude is super gay, err I mean, happy. OK, so maybe that wasn't good either."
GREG FROM ACCOUNTING: "I'm right here. And I'm sooo sorry if I caused everyone so much trouble. I guess I'll just stay out of it from now on."
WARLORD: "Come on, Greg. We need you."
GREG FROM ACCOUNTING: "Yeah, whatevvs."
WARLORD: "Look, we have a lot of shakedoooo... errr.. I mean local contributions to the cause, and that money needs to be tracked."
GREG FROM ACCOUNTING: "Sure, sure. Assholes. How about 'Capital Uncontrolled Neutral Territory'?"
WARLORD: "Damn, that sounds pretty good."
LONE CROWD MEMBER: "Sir... ummm..."
WARLORD: "I can make some serious raps from that name. That doesn't sound good to you?"
WARLORD: "I guess we won't go with that either. Something that really portrays peace like: 'Capital Hill Oppressed Proletariat'.
CROWD MEMBER: "Maybe 'Organized People' instead?"
CROWD MEMBER: "Or 'Proletariat'.. right comrade!?"
WARLORD: "I get it. I'm with yah, something more neutral though. Which is why I liked Neutral Territory. Damn good name. But how about 'Organized Protest'. Yeah, we are going to go out and tell everyone we are peaceful. Come to CHOP for Utopia".