We’re ready to go.

by lastmanstanding 6 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • lastmanstanding
    lastmanstanding

    We meticulously obeyed the divine counsel from The Slave. We prepared our “to go” bag, and we await Gods direction from The Slave on our exit plan.

    We submitted our “destination” away back when, the address of our worldly relatives where we planned to flee to for salvation. We are ready to put divine direction to work.

    Fortunately, since we made many contributions to the world wide work, we have air miles to use for the plane tickets to Italy.

    We feel so blessed to have such fine guidance in “this time of the end, of the end, of the end”

  • Smiles
    Smiles

    I hear Watch Tower is now accepting donations of air miles.

  • Vanderhoven7
    Vanderhoven7

    What....why not buy $60 million private jets like some other TV evangelists?

  • Smiles
    Smiles

    That costs money! So only if freely donated!

    The Watch Tower has used private charter aircraft (and first class seats) over the years. Fleet ownership would be a costly liability for Watch Tower, but anything is possible, especially if freely donated by any wealthy ring-bearing JWs.

  • lastmanstanding
    lastmanstanding

    So, at the Zmeeting, they talked all about how “prepared” we are. Gasp.

    What the hell preparedness are they talking about. They told us to be prepared to LEAVE, Not STAY.

    Idiots.

  • LeeT
    LeeT

    The GB should have a private jet like Kenneth Copeland. Then they needn't miss that appointment in Jerusalem.

    https://youtu.be/vColOxUf-8s?t=88

  • eyeuse2badub
    eyeuse2badub

    Actually for the first time in history we all have the opportunity to literally save mankind by staying home and doing nothing.

    just saying!

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