The French jealous & resentful

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  • czarofmischief

    Wait a minute, Pat Buchanan thinks we should fight Iraq? Maybe I should switch sides!

    Jeez, the guy needs an enema, a course in natural philosophy, and then six weeks in a hippie pot commune before he would even become a decent conservative.


  • funkyderek

    More French-bashing :

    “As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure.” -Jacques Chirac, President of France
    “As far as France is concerned, you’re right.” -Rush Limbaugh

    “The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.” - Regis Philbin

    Old saying:
    Raise your hand if you like the French.
    Raise both hands if you *are* French.

    “You know why the French don’t want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He *is* French, people.” -Conan O’Brien

    “I don’t know why people are surprised that France won’t help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn’t help us get the Germans out of *France*!” -Jay Leno

    “The last time the French asked for “more proof”, it came marching into Paris under a German flag.” -David Letterman

    “I just love the French. They taste like chicken!”-Hannibal Lecter

    How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
    One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

    Replacements for the French National Anthem
    “Runaway” by Del Shannon
    “Walk Right In” by the Rooftop Singers
    “Everybody’s Somebody’s Fool” by Connie Francis
    “Running Scared” by Roy Orbison
    “I Really Don’t Want to Know” by Tommy Edwards
    “Surrender” by Cheap Trick
    “Save It for Me” by the Four Seasons
    “Live and Let Die” by Wings
    “I’m Leaving It All Up to You” by Donny and Marie Osmond
    “What a Fool Believes” by the Doobie Brothers
    “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” by Bobby McFerrin
    “Raise Your Hands” by Jon Bon Jovi

    “I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.” - General George S. Patton

    “Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.” -General Norman Schwartzkopf

    “We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.” -Marge Simpson

  • xjw_b12

    And I thought George W as prez, was a bit unnerving...

    How about Pat......I shudder at the thought ! Who would be his running mate, Rush Limbaugh ?

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