Kingdom Hall Bingo

by WildTurkey 5 Replies latest social humour

  • WildTurkey
    WildTurkey

    Meeting

    Attendance

    Faithful

    Slave

    Obedience

    Subjection

    Turn in

    Time

    Return

    Visit

    Loving

    Arrangement

    1914

    Last

    Days

    Babylon

    Whole

    Souled

    Value

    Of magazines

    1919

    GB

    Magazine day

    Worldly

    Bad

    Association

    The

    Truth

    Donation

    Arrangement

    Loving

    Elders

    Pioneer

    disfellowship

    apostate

    BROTERS!!!!

    Aux-

    Pioneer


    3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

    4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"

  • MegaDude
    MegaDude

    lol.

    I hate Kingdom Hall bingo. I'd rather play Aposto Bingo.

    SMOKEY ROOM THWACK! BRITNEY SPEARS

    BEER SIMON DIPF*CK

    JSIAG (Jesus says it's all good)

    BONG DISTRICT OVERBEER TATTOO

    ABC (AWESOME BLOND CHICKS) KILTS WEB CAM

    ANIMAL'S ANGELS HARLEY PEENCHING

    Get three across and shout "Eh! I'm out of the Dubs and it's all good, baby! Now hand me that smoke and another beer!!!"

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    Thats funny WildTurkey!

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    Well it sure would have made the meetings seem a little more productive. So, if we would get Bingo, would be get an extra day of everlasting life??

  • integ
    integ

    Wild Turkey,

    You are freaking hilarious....That was awesome....I'm still laughing.

  • kat_newmas
    kat_newmas

    hey is there a patent on that? Dress it up a little,cool tokens, package it, a little marketing......u could make a killing.

    funny though man.... hilarious you print that on a watchtower holder and there would be alot less boredom for the teens on Sunday morning.

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