The GREATEST—EMERGENCY RESPONDER-----JEHOVAH GOD!

by pistolpete 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • pistolpete
    pistolpete

    This is not mine, and I check and didn't see me posting it in the past, but it’s appropriate with what Covid did to the door to door preaching work.

    Considering we are living in the LAST DAYS, and EVERLASTING LIFE IS AT STAKE………

    and the only means of SALVATION ------is the preaching work……..

    WHY WOULD JEHOVAH ALLOW DOOR TO DOOR PREACHING TO STOP FOR A WHOLE YEAR-----MAYBE LONGER?????

    All Jehovah’s Witnesses never noticed how dumb the door to door preaching work actually is.

    JEHOVAH is the GREATEST EMERGENCY RESPONDER. And he is responding to the GREATEST EMERGENCY EVER IN HUMAN HISTORY.

    THE GREATEST EMERGENCY IS THIS……….WE ARE LIVING IN THE LAST DAYS.

    And the only means for all people to be saved is to WARN THEM OF THE COMING DESTRUCTION----THE GREAT TRIBULATION FOLLOWED BY ARMAGEDDON.

    Any person that dies at ARMAGEDDON… WILL DIE ETERNALLY WITH NO HOPE OF A RESURRECTION.

    DO NOT FEAR, JEHOVAH IS THE GREAT EMERGENCY RESPONDER, and he has made available the GREATEST PREACHING WORK EVER through the Organization called; The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society ------AKA God Earthly Organization.

    BUT WAIT……...

    Imagine an Emergency Responder learns of an impending terrorist plot to detonate a bomb at a crowded concert.

    Without intervention, the explosion will kill all 10,000 people in attendance.

    He must somehow deliver urgent evacuation instructions to all in attendance as quickly as possible.

    Fortunately, he has the authority to take the stage and use the sound system to address the crowd personally — and he has the expertise to successfully execute this strategy with 100% certainty.

    However, he chooses another strategy.

    He instead selects a SINGLE INDIVIDUAL in the crowd and privately whispers the vital evacuation instructions privately.

    This random person must then write the warning and evacuation plan to the best of his ability and pass it to other attendees one by one on paper. As they receive the instructions they are to share this information. The

    Emergency Responder then stands aside quietly.

    After many hours the message is offered (often repeatedly) to all attendees, yet of the 10,000 people in attendance...only eight people heed the warning.

    To make matters worse, thousands more attendees have since entered the arena, bringing the number of potential victims from 10,000 to 50,000. And many more are entering each minute. In fact, the rate of people entering the building now outpaces the number of people successfully receiving the warning!

    This strange strategy was able to warn a paltry 0.1% of the crowd, actually less if we want to be real.

    The remaining 99.9% of men, women, and children are now poised to be killed at any moment.

    Such a method of emergency communication would be sadistically ineffective, and yet Jehovah’s Witnesses claim that their God is using a method so similar that my analogy scarcely qualifies as one.

    According to the Watchtower Organization, God wishes to save as many people as possible from the approaching catastrophe of Armageddon.

    The key to survival is to simply recognize the sovereignty of the one true god. This isn’t too challenging a hurdle. Nothing is too fantastic for an omnipotent god; surely just making people aware that he exists should be simple.

    Clear your mind of the concept of preaching and imagine you had unlimited power and the desire to save all of humanity by making them aware that you exist. There are no bad ideas here. Not even the sky is the limit.

    Could you reveal your godliness unequivocally to the world? Of course you could.

    Perhaps a simultaneous personal vision occurs to each human on earth. Made clear in every language at every comprehension level. These synchronized revelations could be sent clearly and beautifully through every culture and into every land.

    From the boardrooms executives atop of the tallest skyscrapers to the tribes people hunting amongst the deepest jungle brush. Like a live, celestial broadcast the truth and the hope of everlasting life can be made clear and fairly to all. It would be irrefutable and instantaneous. Anyone choosing to disregard may do so by their own will. The rest may be saved knowing that their survival was not left in the hands of imperfect humans.

    Could this be done?

    Of course; and we should not accept any logistical limitations for an omnipotent god.

    The chambered response is likely “It would be too easy for people to believe.”

    Too easy?! Too easy to be saved? Too easy for God’s name to be vindicated? Is that not God’s prime concern? Why on earth should it be anything less than easy?

    This idea of a public revelation shouldn’t seem radical. Scripture is full of precedent set for human revelations...they’ve just traditionally had smaller audiences (think Abram, Noah, Moses, or John).

    Knowing that public revelation is an option----- let’s reconsider the approach we’ve accepted as the gold standard — --------THE PREACHING WORK.

    Watchtower claims that god, like our Emergency Responder, privately revealed his means of salvation to one Charles Taze Russell — a random businessman from Pittsburgh. Russell’s expanding printing company continues to spread this written interpretation through literature to whomever happens to accept it.

    Now, more than 100 years later, this message has reached an embarrassing 0.1% of the world’s population.
    This leaves the remaining 99.9% of the planet’s population supposedly poised for complete extermination.

    Additionally, the recruitment work of Jehovah’s Witnesses does not keep pace with the additional non-JWs being born each day. (385,000 babies born each day)

    These new “attendees” flood through the “arena” entrance every minute while we’re having a hard enough time passing notes as it is!

    In both the analogy and the Witness doctrine, the more time that passes, the greater the loss of life (and the the larger funeral pyre will be need to be to accommodate the corpses). If that outlook isn’t grim enough, add to it that according to Watchtower, their God is the mastermind of the deadly plot itself. T

    his renders their version of God …..both the Emergency Responder...and the terrorist.

    The fault in my analogy is, of course, that there is no imminent divine threat to life, nor an Emergency Responder that would ever conjure such an absurd strategy.

    There’s just a religion peddling such nonsense.

    Watchtower claims that God has left the world’s most important message of salvation in the hands of self-evidently ineffectual humans — to which they have designated themselves as the spearhead (a claim which has yielded only self-enrichment for the past 100 years).

    The false doctrine of a literal Armageddon is not only unscriptural,

    .....but stands at strict odds with the concept of an all-powerful and loving God.

    An all-powerful God would have the ability to make his presence unequivocally known and deliver his message clearly and with zero ambiguity. He would maximize salvation and, if he “wanted” to save ALL of humanity, he would accomplish exactly his wish.

    And all-loving god could choose no other option.

  • Rocketman123
    Rocketman123

    Or maybe mankind's enduring plights like this recent virus pandemic its just laws of nature and Jehovah is just fictional ancient mythology ?

    The WTS has exploited mankind's perils to draw attention to its literature publications for over 100 years, exploiting fear and ignorance to their means, then say we the have cure to are woes, Jesus Christ via Yahweh .

    Let it be said just because someone says things to make us feel better doesn't necessarily make their spoken words to be true.

    The WTS has been a financial success story in religious charlatanism.

    Still people conjure up what they desire and want to believe, some actually make a lot money and power by doing so........tax free I might add.

  • truth_b_known
    truth_b_known

    If you have $10,000.00 you have $10,000.00. The moment you receive it you know exactly what it is and what it is worth. It is your money. You can do with it as you see fit.

    Persons may try to convince you that you can use your money to make money through a process called "investing". You trade a part or all of your $10,000.00 in exchange for a profit.

    Often the greater the advertised promise the greater the risk. Guaranteed returns on investments are usually low. Higher profits come with the risk of no return and a loss of all or some of your initial capital, your initial investments.

    Some investments are actually fraudulent. The may be Ponzi schemes are outright theft. An indicator of such advertises investment opportunities that are actually fraudulent schemes are promises of unusually high returns.

    You might get up to a 2% return on guaranteed investments such as a savings account with a bank. You might get a potential for 7%, 8%, or sometimes higher on investments such as stocks or bonds. However, when someone advertises returns in double digit percentages such as 15%, 20%, or higher, this is a warning sign that you may be a target of a fraudulent scheme.

    As humans we know that the moment we are conceived in our wombs we have a maximum number of days of life already programmed into our DNA. We might lower that number by our lifestyle choices. Choices made by other may cause an even more dramatic reduction in that number of day.

    To live 80 years is to live 29,200 days. Some may try to convince you to invest some of those days in activities that might extend your days. Good clean living. Healthy diet, exercise, and abstaining from activities that can harm our bodies are often solicited to us. The returns on such investment of our time may net 5% - 10% giving us a few more years of life. In the end, you have 29,200 days of life. They are your 29,200 days of life. You can do with them as you see fit.

    So, what if someone offered you an investment deal. For 100% of your days of life they promise you an investment return beyond 1,000,000,000%. In fact the return is an infinite number of days of life in net return.

    Does it sound too good to be true? Does it sound like a scam?

    We all have something in common - we received an investment opportunity that sounds even less rational than an unsolicited e-mail from a Nigerian prince asking for our bank account number in exchange for a $1 million. The e-mail is from the extension @JW.org.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Proven BS

  • mynameislame
    mynameislame

    Not to mention that this was pretty much the opportunity of a lifetime considering that almost everyone was at home.

    I was keeping my eye out to see if any of the rocks started preaching.

  • Overrated
    Overrated

    Gee-hovah could not dream himself out of a wet paper bag. More so for his Organization. Just a money grab. Gee-hober needs that money, or sorry couch the Org needs the money. Nothing but a parasites on the world. Provide really nothing to no one.

  • GrreatTeacher
    GrreatTeacher

    Interesting metaphor, truth be known.

    I've never heard that one before, but it works. For me, at least.

  • iXav
    iXav

    Funny isn't it that yahweh's organization needs Satan's world ($$$$) to to function correctly. Where was God when the Corvid emergency claimed the lives of hundreds of Witnesses. Satan's world had to provide the Vaccine to save Jehovah's people.

  • waton
    waton

    The fault in my analogy is, of course,

    pp: the fault is that you failed to mention that the threat of the explosion is planned, the bomb planted by the all powerful deity himself, and the timer is claimed to go off at a given "day and hour", only known to its creator.

    sounds like a protection racket, unless there is another hook, namely that that bomb is somehow the only way to deal with a characteristic of the music lovers, , even the band. .

    In any case, think of the story of Jonah, who was fooled by the ultimatum-setting deity too.

    The thread vanished, the ultimatum expired. the fuse fizzled. All that preaching not for the good of the preachers. but,

    Nineveh does not exist any more, -- surely their genes though? Isis?

  • pistolpete
    pistolpete
    waton

    pp: the fault is that you failed to mention that the threat of the explosion is planned, the bomb planted by the all powerful deity himself, and the timer is claimed to go off at a given "day and hour", only known to its creator.

    I did mention that!

    Quote from above post;

    his renders their version of God …..both the Emergency Responder...and the terrorist.

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