Just wait till you see what uz OZZIES do to the Olypmic opening ceremony!.Yeah, Remember those cute blow up Kangaroo's riding BMX bikes during the atlanta closing ceremony....yeah, well thats noffin'.Were going kitsch in a big way!
You want humour
Maybe it's for the best that Manchester didn't get it. The world would have been treated to a display of local skills as 4 teenagers drove a stolen ford escort round the arena before putting it on bricks, pinching the wheels and setting it ablaze.
Hey, don't get me wrong, I love where I live. If only it was hotter...like Hawaii, and had beaches...like Hawaii, and hoola-hoola girls in grass skirts...like Hawaii.
I bet the Hawaii'ans (or however they're spelt) are jealous of our canals though.
Simon, I highly dought that they would be jealous of the canals.....perhaps the scones, though.
The trouble with these international events is that they attract foreigners.