Just suppose that JW's had got it right about 1975, and that we are now in the 26th year of the 1000 year reign.
So, how are we spending our time?
I guess that we're not watching boxing on the telly. Probably not enjoying any barbecues with the meat eating ban. Manchester United would never have amalgamated with the Yankees, Bill Clinton would still not have inhaled, Princess Diana would still be sucking her thumb, the Internet would never have been invented (and who's afraid of the big bad net?)
So, just what are we doing?
Well, we've buried all the dead for a start. OK, so were overrun by vultures, but that was always on the cards. We've planted vines and fig trees but it's so bloody cold in England this spring that the bloody things wont grow here. The pesky lions will not eat straw having got a taste for beef, so it should be OK to take them for a Big Mac.
Some of the newly resurrected ones are giving trouble, (a) they're p****d off about not being able to have sex, and (b) they are EXTREMELY agitated that their wives are having sex with someone else.
Also, some of the young ones are bawling: "We're bored, there's nothing to do here!"
So, here's my question: Assuming that 1975 was the year that armageddon destroyed most of mankind, what particular thing or activity would you need to be present in the new order, for you to be able to feel as ecstatically happy as those rejoicing dubs that feature so prominently in the WTBTS's publications?