3 ways to live forever
#1. Become a baptized, dedicated member of the Jehovah's Witness organization. Use every opportunity available to convince other people to join. Attend local meetings and follow the organization's rules and reccomendations in your daily life. Make sure you are in "good standing" when Armageddon arrives to destroy wicked people.
#2. Wait for human cloning and brain surgery to be perfected by medical science. Then do the following steps:
A. Have yourself cloned.
B. When you reach the age you no longer find acceptable, have your brain transplanted into the younger version of yourself. Continue to live your life in the same body you had when you were younger* until you once again reach the age you don't want to go beyond.
C. Repeat the above steps indefinitely.
*The life of your clone is another story.
#3. Make your mark on the world. Teach your children, making sure that the quality of life for the next generation is better than what you had, teaching your children to do the same for their children. Make a difference in the world and do something to further the advancement of the human race, even if in a small way. Make your name remembered.
Worry less about how long you've lived and more about how you lived and who you were.
Great post! I feel like I am a panelist on the TV game show "To Tell the Truth", where only ONE contestant is who he/she claims to be, and the other two are imposters. Your job is to figure out who is who.
Applying that method, I would say #1 and #2 would hurt way too much. And waiting around for Armageddon or medical science, could take hundreds of lifetimes. Even though #3 requires more thinking and humanity, I would vote for #3 as the "real deal".
Will the "real way to live forever", please stand up?
3 ways to live forever
#1. Become a baptized, dedicated member of the Jehovah's Witness organization.
#3. .. Teach your children, making sure that the quality of life for the next generation is better than what you had .. do something to further the advancement of the human race
The saddest point is that if you follow #1, you cannot achieve #3.
The Watchtower Society and the Creed of the Jehovah's Witnesses is a CHEAT, a 100% SCAM, a WICKED TRICK, a FILTHY LIE, a BLASPHEMOUS INSULT, a SCANDAL, a FRAUD, a DISGRACE, an ABOMINATION and a DAMNED OUTRAGE from start to finish.
(The Disgusting Thing Class)
OK, i'm up for point 2. How do I go about it?
And what about the life of my clone?
I also want a different body
so life is worth living after all, eh logical?
or just die anytime before armageddon and then you're pretty much a shoe-in
Joelbear: I can't connect to that site. Is that the right url?
It would be out of this wretched body. Also, they might find a way to sort out the chemical imbalance in my brain (if that is indeed the case, and I dont think it is) without having to take horrible pills.