>Subject: Apology to China
>We're sorry that you don't train your fighter pilots better. As a token of
>our apology, here's a copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000.
>We're sorry that your front-line fighter planes can't outmaneuver a 35year
>old prop-driven airliner. Perhaps you'd like to consider purchasing some
>surplus 1950's era Lockheed Starfighters from Taiwan. (Who just replaced
>all theirs with shiny new F-16's)
>We're sorry that you believe your territorial waters extend all the way to
>Australia. For future reference, here's an American 6th grade geography
>textbook. (Please take note of the Copyright information printed inside the
>We're sorry that you can't seem to see your part of this incident. We know
>that it may seem easier to blame others than to take responsibility.
>Consider this while we build several new Aegis destroyers for our friends
>in the Republic of China (Taiwan).
>We're especially sorry for treating you with such respect for the last 20
>years. We'll definitely rethink this policy, and will probably go back to
>treating you like a common untrustworthy street gang very soon.
>We're very sorry for ever granting you Most-Favored-Nation trading status.
>This will be rectified at the soonest possible opportunity.
I didn't really pay attention to the Japanese crisis too much. But what I heard this is too funny. Thanks for posting it, you made me smile
I also wanted to say, thanks for sticking around. Yes, I remember when you entered the board How could I ever forget my son's face when I told him I talked to Battman! Thanks for all your posts I enjoy reading them.