I'm not sure if this should go into the humour section, but there you go:
http://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/txt/al.html (long reading requiring meditation)
Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity
In Words of Four Letters or Less
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So, have a seat. Put your feet up. This may take some time. Can I get you some tea? Earl Grey? You got it.
Okay. How do I want to do this? He did so much. It's hard to just dive in. You know? You pick a spot to go from, but soon you have to back up and and go over this or that item, and you get done with that only to see that you have to back up some more. So if you feel like I'm off to the side of the tale half the time, well, this is why. Just bear with me, and we'll get to the end in good time. Okay?
Okay. Let's see....