Friday Prayer

by scootergirl 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • scootergirl
    scootergirl

    > > HERS
    > >
    > > Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
    > > I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    > > One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    > > One who's loves to listen long,
    > > One who thinks before he speaks,
    > > When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
    > > I pray that he is gainfully employed,
    > > And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
    > > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    > > Massages my back and begs to do more.
    > > Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    > > Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
    > > One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin,
    > > In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen!
    > > I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    > > And never attempt to hit on my friend.
    > >
    > >
    > > HIS
    > >
    > > Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who
    > > owns a liquor store and likes to fish.
    > > Amen

  • shera
    shera

    LOL

    Showing this one to my man.

  • LB
    LB

    Well my guys prayer always was something like

    Lord today may I find a hot babe with low morals and lower standards.

    Oh and that big butt question is always deflected with "did you say big or tight honey? It's very tight"

  • scootergirl
    scootergirl
    Oh and that big butt question is always deflected with "did you say big or tight honey? It's very tight"

    LOL........good save, lb!

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    Aw, come on - we are not all the stereotype that women like to portray us as.

    Anyway , women (In my limited experience ) do not respond to a man who would "Make love to her mind" . If so , how come all the tough guys are successful with women?

    BluesBrother, of the where did I go wrong? class.

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