Still pouting, I see. But that's to be expected. (Prov.11:22)
As to the rest of your idiocies, it reminds me of the words of Rudyard Kipling in his poem "If":
"If you can see the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools. . . "
And of course the saying we had when we were kids: "There's nothing stupider than a cow --- except two cows.
Shut up and sit down. Nobody's interested.