Before the inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted
tour of
the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked permission to use
Bill
Clinton's personal
bathroom. Of course, Bill said "okay". Well, when George walked in, he
was
astonished to see
that the President had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just
think," he said, "when I'm
President, I'll get to have my very own gold urinal!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White
House, she
told Hillary how
impressed George had been with his discovery of the President's gold
urinal
in his private
bathroom.
That evening, as Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, she
turned to
Bill and said, "Well,
I found out who peed in your saxophone."
Thanks Athanasius for sending me the joke.