Before the inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted
the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked permission to use
bathroom. Of course, Bill said "okay". Well, when George walked in, he
astonished to see
that the President had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just
think," he said, "when I'm
President, I'll get to have my very own gold urinal!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White
told Hillary how
impressed George had been with his discovery of the President's gold
in his private
That evening, as Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, she
Bill and said, "Well,
I found out who peed in your saxophone."
Thanks Athanasius for sending me the joke.