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    Father O'Malley Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new
    Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep
    breath of the beautiful day outside.

    He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front

    He promptly called the US Senate for assistance.

    The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Senator Daschle. How
    might I help you?"

    "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's.
    There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to
    send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

    Senator Daschle, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
    smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took
    care of last rites!"

    There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

    Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also
    obliged to notify the next of kin."

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