Should jws eat bananas/potatoes?

by badboy 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • badboy
    badboy

    I understand that Bananas were/R considered phallic symbols, so should a jw eat a banana?

    Also both bananas and potatoes were originally vitually inedible because they full of `stone' seeds.

    I f God had meant man 2 eat bananas or potatoes,wouldn't he have made them edible in the first place?

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    All witness women should eat bananas....especially the beautiful witnesses.

    ash

  • greven
    greven

    I guess you mean the inconsistency in doctrine?

    Well according to the WTS Jezus died at a stake or pole. which was just as much a fallic symbol.

    bananas and potatoes were originally vitually inedible because they full of `stone' seeds.

    correct! most food we eat today is modified to suit our fancy. oranges with no seeds, very small / big tomatoes almost anything has been tampered with.

    fortunately(sp?) there are seedbanks storing the original species.

    Greven.

    Edited by - greven on 29 January 2003 9:7:45

  • minimus
    minimus

    Badboy, are you sure you aren't Fred Hall??? I think we need some real heavy-hitters for this question. These questions are making MY brain ache( and that's saying something!).

  • blondie
    blondie

    JWs can eat bananas as long as they slice them.

    Blondie

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    Slicing the banana is a dear offense to men everywhere. Nary speak of it!

    ash

  • Guest 77
    Guest 77

    Badboy, is this the joke of the day? Where does the potato fit in?

    Guest 77

  • badboy
    badboy

    the potato is modified!

    CU tomorrow must go!

  • SheilaM
    SheilaM

    I personally Love bananas <well banana As for potatoes YUMMMMMMMMY

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    In Bethel they eat bananas only after they pound them to a raw pulp.

    "If you beat your fish, in the day that you beateth it, it will die." - Genesis 3:16

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