Headlines Re: WT we'd like to See (page 3)

"Jehovah's Witnesses Disband and Admit They Were a Cult"

"Governing Body of Jehovahs Witnesses Found Dead on Bunk Beds Wearing Nothing but Nike's and Depends"

Note left says "Waiting for Pleides Express"....what could this MEAN??

Watchtower: New and Improved!! Protects 95% more pedophiles than another leading religion!

The religion on the left protects only 5% of known pedophiles within their ranks;

But the new and improved Watchtower religion on the right protects 100% of known pedophiles!!

Edited by - Mary on 21 January 2003 18:2:6

New Light: Receiving a blood transfusion is not eating blood, anymore than receiving a kidney transplant is eating a kidney.

The following dialogue is hot of the Brooklyn press:

"Milton Milton, I have wonderful news and also terrible news!"

"Really? What's the wonderful news?"

"Jesus Christ is on the telephone asking to speak to you!"

"He is? Gosh, that is wonderful news. What's the terrible news?"

"He's calling from Salt Lake City."

Englishman.

OOOPS SORRY!!!!

WE WERE WRONG

It can happen Sargon:

However, I don't think we'll ever see a WT with Jaracz on the cover and that caption...

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES CLONING THEMSELVES TO KEEP THEIR MEMBERSHIP NUMBERS HIGH.

Headlines Re: WT we'd like to See