Las Ketchup is SATAN WORSHIP

by Beans 13 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Beans
  • COMF
    COMF
    it had things such as mentioning royal blue and that they had been warned that it was a satanistic colour

    Oh, yes, absolutely. Why, just look at the sky... it's blue, and on any cloudy day you can see Satan's face up there, looking menacingly down at us from the clouds. It's obvious that blue is satanic.

  • Utopian_Raindrops
    Utopian_Raindrops

    This is something that has been brought to our attention over and over again.
    Everytime it comes on el radio my kids and I crack up and start joking about seeing smurfs dancing around our van while it's playing!!

    2 Funny!

    Agape,

    ciao 4 now,

    U_R

  • pr_capone
    pr_capone

    LOL @ Utopian Raindrops

    That is sad that they feel such a stupid little song is satanic. GAWD, do they ever cease to try an control EVERYTHING???

  • ESTEE
    ESTEE

    Wow, the lengths the jws will go to just to avoid going in service!!! Discuss ketchup? LMAO!!!

    ESTEE

  • LDH
    LDH

    I love the way they close threads wehn people have simple disagreements!

    Adults should be to disagree and even dispute each other, but NNNOOOOOOO, the old paranoia of "we are a theatrical spectacle to the world" and "we must watch how we walk" takes over and the old brain goes on shut-down mode.

    So sad. Over a song.

    Lisa

    Macarena Class

  • SwordOfJah
    SwordOfJah

    I believe the guy that originally said that The Ketchup Song was Satanic is some evangelical priest from Honduras. The way he translates that song is just plain stupid and this is what I explain to my JW brothers. That story came out on the spanish channel here in the US and it spread like wild fire.

  • RedhorseWoman
    RedhorseWoman

    Let's see....wind chimes, incense, Smurfs, Shesham wood articles, Harry Potter, pretty much ALL of classic rock....now "Las Ketchup". Oh, yeah, Satan is walking about like a roaring lion....uh huh.

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    OK, you evil apostates! here are the words to the Ketchup Song in English.

    Gotcha crucifix's ready?

    friday night it's party time
    feeling ready looking fine,
    viene diego rumbeando,
    with the magic in his eyes
    checking every girl in sight,
    grooving like he does the mambo
    he's the man alli en la disco,
    playing sexy felling hotter,
    he's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga,
    and the dj that he knows well,
    on the spot always around twelve,
    plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa,
    y la baila and he dances y la canta

    Chorus:
    aserej ja de j de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
    majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,
    aserej ja de j de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
    majavi an de bugui an de buididipi

    many think its brujeria,
    how he comes and disappears,
    every move will hypnotize you,
    some will call it chuleria,
    others say that its the real,
    rastafari afrogitano

    he's the man alli en la disco,
    playing sexy felling hotter,
    he's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga,
    and the dj that he knows well,
    on the spot always around twelve,
    plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa,
    y la baila and he dances y la canta

    Oh oh, the evil, the evil!

    Englishman.

  • RedhorseWoman
    RedhorseWoman
    many think its brujeria,
    how he comes and disappears,
    every move will hypnotize you,
    some will call it chuleria,
    others say that its the real,
    rastafari afrogitano

    Well, there you go.... He said "hypnotize" (heh heh).

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