Analysis of Religions & why it happens
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- Taoism: Shit happens.
- Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
- Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
- Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
- Hinduism: This shit happened before.
- Mormonism: This shit is going to happen again.
- Islam: If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
- Stoicism: This shit is its own reward.
- Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else.
- Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
- Pentecostalism: In Jesus' name, heal this shit!
- Catholicism: Shit happens because you deserve it.
- Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
- Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time.
- Marxism: This shit is going to hit the fan.
- Atheism: No shit.
- Existentialism: Shit does not happen, shit is.
- Agnosticism: What is this shit?
- Nihilism: Who gives a shit?
- Deconstruction: Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.
- Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.
- Moonies: Only happy shit really happens.
- Jehovah's Witnesses: Let us in your house and we will explain why shit happens!
- Scientology: Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
- Hare Krishna: Shit happens, Rama Rama.
- Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
- Rastafarianism :Let's smoke this shit.
- Satanism: I call the darkest shit on you.
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