some old wise sayings

by heathen 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mac

    A silent mouth is melodious.

    Irish proverb

    Rem, I disagree....a squeaky wheel gets replaced!!!!!!!!!!


    Edited by - mac on 4 January 2003 0:1:38

  • rocky220

    1] the check is in the mail

    2] i got a bridge to sell you

    3] um, the rabbit died

    4] i'm going to be sick

    5] it wasn't me!

    6] uh, that looks good on you, no, really!

    7] turbulance during a flight, put your head between your legs and kiss your butt good-bye!

    8] ooooh, is that a banana or are you just happy to see me?


    Edited by - rocky220 on 4 January 2003 0:8:33

    Edited by - rocky220 on 4 January 2003 0:16:24


    You can lead a horse to water,but you can`t be a dink..LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • heathen

    A fool and his money are soon parted , A stitch in time saves nine , let a sleepy dog lie .

  • meadow77

    One of my favorites is the one I have as a quote

    -don't be so open minded that your brains fall out.

    -bloom where you are planted

    -pace yourself-an elephant can be eaten, one bite at a time

    -there is no limit to the good people can accomplish-if they don't care who gets the credit

    The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them. --

    -a man soon finds out how little he knows when a child is asking questions.

    -a man often shows his worse side to his better half

    -speak well of your enemies-remember you made them

  • iggy_the_fish

    Think globally, act locally.

    Don't eat yellow snow.


  • simplesally

    My Gramps use to say to us granddaughters when we'd go out on a date: "Keep an apsirin between your knees"

  • hannibal

    Never over state the obvious like;

    'Ya so, If your aunt had a 'package' she'd be your uncle!' -

  • songmistress

    "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining"

    "Not all who wander are lost"

    "I owe, I owe, so its off to work I go"

    "Never be afraid to try something new, remember it was experts who built the Titanic and ameturs who built the Ark"

    "The rooster rules the roost, but the hen rules the rooster"

    "Because I'm the Mom and I said so"

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