Knuckleheadlines

by Seven 2 Replies latest social humour

  • Seven
    Seven

    Actual headlines:
    1. Infertility unlikely to be passed on-Montgomery Advertiser, May 11
    2. Some phone psychics provide useless, erroneous information.-Staten Island Sunday Advance, Sept. 15
    3. Study Finds Sex,Pregnancy Link-Cornell Daily Sun, Dec. 7
    4. Lack of Brains hinders research-Columbus Dispatch, Apr. 16
    5. Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of
    Sexism
    - complaint filed by LA Councilwoman Laura Chick- The LA Times, June 23
    6. Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies-LA Times, March 2
    7. Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by
    men
    -The Sunday Oregonian, Sept., 24
    8. Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear-Journal of Commerce, Apr. 20
    9. Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold-Lexington Herald-Leader, Jan. 26
    10. Bible church's focus is the Bible-St.Augustine Record-Florida, Dec. 3

  • Frenchy
    Frenchy

    Excellent, Seven! I especially like the one about a link being established between sex and pregnancy, sounds like a government funded project!

    -Say what you mean, mean what you say-

  • waiting
    waiting

    Hey, 7, And we JW's think we have a corner on dumb statements!

    A lot of reporters are college grads, right? What happened? Maybe I should think my priority?

    waiting

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