Bodily Fluids (page 4)

Yadirf

Hey Dave, have I called you a fruitcake lately? If I haven't I'm calling you one now! :)

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It's good to see the guys in the white coats let you back on the computer to play again. We've missed your cocktail logic around here. How's the wife? Is she still straining your food for ya? How's that Viagra working? Does the neighbor's dog still run like hell when he sees you coming? You are one of the few nut balls I actually like.

Boy, so much to catch up on and so little interest wanting to.

Take care and remember, the zipper always goes in the front.

Dave

Yadirf

Take care and remember, the zipper always goes in the front.

Ah ha, sooooo THAT is the reason for which lately I haven't been able to find my "thingy" (as Farkel called it up above). Thanks for reminding me of this very fundamental procedure that I once learned as a child but must now learn all over again, it appears. Now I will actually be able to piss in a pot once again.

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Englishman

To the guy across the pond,

Oh so wrong! God made it an extremely pleasurable activity so that every one would want to do it so that human reproduction would be guaranteed!

The very fact that MILLIONS of people adopt children because they can't have children of their own shoots a hole in your theory. Even homosexuals (who can't have children of their own, obviously) have desired to adopt children.

No, that's not correct. The DRIVE or, ,if you like, sexual desire, is given to us by God to ensure survival of our species.

The fact that the drive is in place but the plumbing may be faulty has no bearing on this.

Englishman.

Edited by - Englishman on 19 December 2002 19:0:56

Lefty

Englishman,

You are in severe need of getting a replacement filament for that bulb inside your little head. It has grown to be so terribly dim, so dim in fact that you actually think that people wouldn't want children were their sex drives to disappear. Have you forgotten that there are also couples that want children soooo very bad that if the husband can't perform, the barren wife is willing to go the distance of having another man's sperm implanted into her womb in order to make having a child possible?

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IslandWoman

Farkel,

No, you actually made some SENSE this time!

Thank you!

IW

seven006

<<<Ah ha, sooooo THAT is the reason for which lately I haven't been able to find my "thingy" >>>

Yardstick,

I'm gonna help you out pal. Print this page out and tape it to the head board of your bed.

1. Ask man in white coat if you can go pee pee.
2. When he says yes, but not on him again, hold his hand and follow him to the bathroom.
3. Stand in front of toilet (make sure you are turned around facing the toilet)
4. Ask man in white coat to help you find your zipper (if you are already naked forget this part)
5. Look down and try to find a tiny little pink extrusion that has a small piece of white tape on it with the words that say "your dick" written in tiny little letters.
6. Take tape off and temporally stick it next to the peace of tape on your lower back side that has the words "scratch here" on it.
7. Take your pointer finger (the one you find booger snakes with) and your thumb (take it out of your butt if you already haven't) and gently reach down and hold the tiny pink extrusion toward the water.
8. pee (try not to pee on those two shriveled up pink walnut looking bags hanging way down and floating on top of the water with a white piece of tape on them with the words that say "your balls."
9. Wiggel and shake if you are not already doing that naturally.

If you need help finding anything else give me a call. I'm here to help ya buddy.

Dave

Lefty

Dave,

Thanks so much for the concern you show. Although I have now been dismissed from the institution that has cared for me so long, I promise to do as you suggest, which was: "Print this page out and tape it to the head board of your bed."

What a great help I know this is going to be.

Oh, you might not believe this, but one of the fellows that wear the white coats actually gave his white coat to me as a gift upon my departure, and also a thousand dollars to boot. In doing so he said something like: "I'll give these two things to you if you swear upon your mother's grave that you will never come back to this institution." I still haven't figured out why he wants me to come live with him in his home.

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archangel01

Sex was made for LIFE and for FUN in marriage.Adam & Eve would have kids in time but once they are all done with that part then its souly for Pleasure.I rest my case

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