Cure For Snoring

by LB 5 Replies latest social physical

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  LB

  My basketball team was out of town on a road trip this weekend. We rented motel rooms and had a great time. Seems that one of my players has a problem with snoring but his roomie found a cure for it.

  He went over to the offenders bed and woke him up, then touched his face and said "I find you very attractive, mind if I sleep with you??"

  After a little fuss he went back to his own bed and the snorning never occured again. He got a good nights sleep and played well yesterday. The snorer did not get any sleep at all. He just sat upright in his bed until it was safe to get up. He didn't play as well.
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  OUTLAW

  Hey LB,funny story.The poor guy is probably tramatized for life..LOL!...OUTLAW
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  think41self

  LOL LB,

  That is a new cure. I think it would work most of the time...but what if the person you said that to felt the same way?

  Tracy
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  LB

  That's a thought. Well in that case the other guy wouldn't be sleeping much. Or maybe they'd have a date for the prom.
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  Beck_Melbourne

  He went over to the offenders bed and woke him up, then touched his face and said "I find you very attractive, mind if I sleep with you??"

  Cool...thanks for the tip...I'm gonna try that one on Andy tonight LOL.

  Actually, snoring I don't mind, its the other end blowing air that bothers me

  ~Beck~
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  LB

  Beck funny that you mention that other end. On a busride home from a game a few days back a couple of the boys were really letting them go, thinking that it was all very funny.

  So monday at practice I gathered the team up and told them I had read an article that said that guys with really bad gas are in very bad physical condition. So I had them line up on the side of the court and run some laps. Just for their person health. The rest of the team cheered them on. This weekend the trip was very different. No one let one fly.

  Another cure I've discovered. Exercise if ya fart.