by mommy 2 Replies latest social humour

  • mommy

    Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?

    Back in the olden days, a man was traveling through Switzerland.
    Nightfall was rapidly approaching, and the man had nowhere to sleep.
    He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the
    night. The farmer told him that it would be all right, and that he
    could sleep in the barn. The man went into the barn to bed down,
    and the farmer went back into the house.

    Well as the story goes, the farmer's daughter came down from upstairs

    and asked her father, "Who was that man going into the barn?"

    "That's some fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "He
    needed a place to stay for the night, so I said that he could sleep
    in the barn.

    The daughter then asked, "Did you offer the man anything to eat"?

    "Gee, no, I didn't," the farmer answered.

    The daughter said, "Well, I'm going to take him some food." She
    went into the kitchen, prepared a plate of food, and then took it out
    to the barn. The daughter was in the barn for an hour before
    returning to the house. When she came back in, her clothes were all
    disheveled and buttoned up wrong, and she had several strands of
    straw tangled up in her long blond hair. She immediately went up
    the stairs to her bedroom and went to sleep.

    A little later, the farmer's wife came down and asked her husband why
    their daughter went to bed so early. "I don't know," said the farmer.
    "I told a man that he could sleep in the barn, and our daughter took
    him some food."

    "Oh," replied the wife. "Well, did you offer the man anything to drink?"

    "Umm, no, I didn't," said the farmer.

    The wife then said, "I'm going to take something out there for him to
    drink." The wife went to the cellar, got a bottle of wine, then went
    out to the barn. She did not return for over an hour, and when she
    come back into the house, her clothes were also messed up, and she
    had straw twisted into her blond hair. She went straight up the
    stairs and into bed.

    The next morning at sunrise, the man in the barn got up and continued
    on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left the farm. A few
    hours later, the daughter woke up and came rushing downstairs.
    She went right out to the barn, only to find it empty. She ran back
    into the house. "Where's the man from the barn?" she eagerly asked
    her father.

    Her father answered, "He left several minutes ago."

    "What?" she cried. "He left without saying goodbye? After all we had
    together? I mean, last night he made such passionate love to me."

    "What?" shouted the father.

    The farmer ran out into the front yard looking for the man, but by now
    the man was halfway up the side of the mountain. The farmer screamed
    up at him, "I'm gonna get you! You had sex with my daughter!"

    The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hands next
    to his mouth, and yelled out, ILAIDTHEOLADEETOO!"

    And that's how yodeling began.

  • mommy

    I guess that is some in the middle of the night Humour!

  • Scorpion


    You surprised me!

    I heard of that one a long time ago. It is still a classic.

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