Dear Tech Support

by Iwasyoungonce 1 Replies latest social humour

  • Iwasyoungonce
    Iwasyoungonce

    Dear Tech Support:


    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

    slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower

    and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend

    5.0. In addition, Husband 1..0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,

    such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed

    undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0 . And now

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply

    crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these

    problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Desperate

    ***************************

    Dear Desperate:

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while

    Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I

    THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.. If

    all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run

    the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.





    Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad

    program that will create Snoring Loudly. WAV files.





    another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and

    will crash Husband 1.0.





    limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might

    consider buying additional software to improve memory and

    performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.





    Tech Support

  • wednesday
    wednesday

    ty for my 2nd good laugh today. (note the first one is on a thread about us all being nice). this is really funny and i have copied it to file.

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