What kind of car would Jesus drive?

by Binky 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • Binky
    Binky

    There's a debate raging over here. I gotta go with a Volkswagen mini-bus. He was a carpenter, right? So he would need something big enough to carry around his tools, and his apostles, and still be planet-friendly.

    Binky, Rock Deity

  • mike047
    mike047

    Model "T" ???

  • IslandWoman
    IslandWoman

    Jesus would have ridden a scooter.

    Short, sweet and to the point. Gets him where he wants to go but with that old pretense needed by all prophets: humility!

    IW

  • orangefatcat
    orangefatcat

    Jesus didn't drive a car he had wings, wings of gold or indian wings what ever one you chose.

    Orangefatcat.

  • bigboi
    bigboi

    Jesus would have driven a Ford F350 King-Crew Cab with four doors. It would've had one of those huge power stroke diesels too.

    The dude was a carpenter, from the country w/ twelve apostles for Chrissakes!

  • bluemoon
    bluemoon

    I could see Jesus riding a motorcycle.

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Well if gas keeps getting any higher, he probably would go back to riding a donkey or just plain walking.

  • Binky
    Binky

    worrrrrrrrrd.

  • Mary
    Mary

    A Jesus-mobile

  • Jesus Christ
    Jesus Christ

    Again (because I've already answered this same question numerous times on this board, go read the old postings from the past week or two), I drive a black 97 Saturn SL2 with all the extras. Its a little pricier than comparable cars but gets great gas milage, doesn't break, and gets me where I need to go. That plus I got a good deal on it and it was in perfect shape (imagine a lawyer married to a doctor to picture the last owners) when I bought it.

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