> INSTRUCTIONS FOR MEN
> INFORMATION ONLY FOR WOMEN !
>
> >
> > As opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you
> >can only win.
> >
> > Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends who are just as
> >virile as you.
> >
> > Then anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton
> >(don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who
is
> >at
> >the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list,
> >and
> > you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
> >
> > Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
> > * 0.5 miss worlds
> > * 2.5 models
> > * 463 wild nymphos
> > * 3,234 good-looking nymphos
> > * 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
> > * 40,198 bi-sexual women
> >
> > In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less
> >inhibited,
> > and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of
all,
> > your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come
> > back o you.
> >
> > DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
> >
> > One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of
> >his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing
gown
> >he
> > sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the
> >accusatorial xpression on her face. On the same day, the
international
> >supermodel
> > he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out
> >to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain
letter.)
> >
> > While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above
> >me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering
> >from
> > exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
> >
> > YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
> >
> > This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying
sexlife.
> >No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities
> >(that
> > only interest women) just so that you can sleep with her. No
> > obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises
like
> >marriage or
> > engagement.
> >
> > Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
> >
> > PS Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
> >cleaner.
> >
> > PPS This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they
can
> > prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon
> >undertake !!
> >
>
>
Of course,this could be reversed for the ladies,
I'm going to duck now.
Cheers,
Rich.
Edited by - TruckerGB on 14 November 2002 16:37:4