Favorite Simpson Sayings

MrMoe

Homer: Steady as she goes MrMoe..steady as she goes
Moe: Idiot...
MrMoe

Homer: Beeeerrrr... Duff Beeeeeeeeeeer *drools*
iggy_the_fish

Braking to avoid hitting a deer on the road,
Homer: Doh!
Marge: A deer!
Lisa: A female deer!
...and then anything said by side show bob (see my sig.)
ig.
144thousand_and_one

If someone can show me how to embed an mp3 file here, I can provide an audio excerpt from a Simpson's episode that is very relevant and on point for this board. Simon - don't worry, it falls within the "fair use" exception to the U.S. copyright laws.
zev

BART:
DONT HAVE A COW MAN
somebody

HOMER:
Shut up brain! Before I stab you with this Q-tip !!
Elsewhere

Bart: "I didn't think it was physically possible, but that both sucks and blows!"
gsx1138

Homer is getting arrested.
Homer, "Doh!"
Chief Wiggims, "Sure, that's what they all say. They all say, doh."