Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
because you are crunchy and taste good with
ketchup.
I can only please one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow is not looking good either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing
sound they make as they go flying by.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get
along without it.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some
days the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute.
If he isn't there the first time, chances are you
won't be needing him again.
I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM, YOU
HAVE A PERCEPTION PROBLEM.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in
the sky, and I thought to myself, "where the heck
is the ceiling?"
My reality check bounced.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on
the escape key.
I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
You are slower than a herd of turtles
stampeding through peanut butter.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to
their level, then beat you with experience.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a
kick in the butt.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced,
you can't be promoted.
After any salary raise, you will have less money
at the end of the month than you did before.
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you
are going to get.
You can go anywhere you want if you look
serious.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning
and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the
day.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would
get done.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and
look worried.
Following the rules will not get the job done.
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can
solve it more easily by reducing it, the question,
"How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity.
I have erased this line.
Bring ideas in and entertain them royally, for one
of them may be the king.
If at first you don't succeed...... skydiving
isn't for you.
When everything is coming your way...... you're
in the wrong lane.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...
by PopeOfEruke 7 Replies latest social humour
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PopeOfEruke
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PopeOfEruke
What the...............?????
Pope
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Golden Girl
I have NO use for dragons!
Pass the "Catsup or Ketchup!"...Snoozy.....
Edited by - Golden Girl on 10 November 2002 23:1:55
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Beck_Melbourne
For some reason, when I saw this, I thought of you Pope.
Don't ask me why, I dunno why, I just did.
~Beck~
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PopeOfEruke
Beck
it seems that's just a variation on my world famous Pepe the sheep shagger joke, as contained in this old thread.
Pope
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Golden Girl
Beck...where did you get that picture? I would love to have it!...
Snoozy....
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Beck_Melbourne
Snoozy
Just right click on the image and save it onto your hard drive. If you want to repost it, just right click and copy the properties across, I have it on my strike9 account.
~Beck~
