Why does the bride always wear white?

by JeffT 2 Replies latest social humour

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  JeffT

  Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

  (Jeff of the ducking and running class)
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  Celia

  I looked for a rotten egg gif. but couldn't find one --- or ripe tomatoes...
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  NameWithheld

  Sounds like someone just got their copy of Maxim in the mail!