A classic Dear Abby.....

by PopeOfEruke 1 Replies latest social humour

  • PopeOfEruke

    Dear Abby:

    I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My
    fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
    understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me
    to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit
    beyond what we had expected it to be.

    When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just
    under a hundred... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would
    be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex
    with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way
    said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood
    there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how
    to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...

    There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He
    was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good
    kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he
    congratulated me on passing their little test.

    Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought
    their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?

    Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the
    reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

  • Beck_Melbourne

    Dear Reader

    You should tell your fiancee everything. If your penis is not discriminating towards women who are uglier then a sack of assholes then you are sure to find another fiancee in the shortest amount of time. Another option is to offer your father to your fiancee...all things being equal.


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