You guys are going to love this story.

by JeffT 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • JeffT

    A friend on another (totally not related to JW's) discussion board posted this story in response to something I said about getting rid of telemarketers.

    A funny story.

    One Saturday while in my apartment at college I saw three women with Jehovah's Witness propaganda proceed into the front area of the fourplex. They had seen me and proceeded to knock on the door. I ignored them but after a couple of minutes my roomate came up to see what was going on. He had just stepped out of the shower and asked "whats up?" I told him Jehovahs Witnesses and he dropped his towel and answered the door. The screams were great as they dropped their materials and ran from the area. It worked as they never came back.

  • Celia

    tsk, tsk, tsk...

    how old were these poor JW ladies ?

  • RevMalk


    A knaves religion is always the rottenest thing about him." John Ruskin, 19th-century British critic and author

  • Jesus Christ
    Jesus Christ

    I know of a guy (not me, of course) who after moving out of his parents' house whose dad would drop buy at really inconvenient times, usually bringing stuff over that he didn't want. Quickly growing tired of it he answered the door naked and went outside to get the stuff that was brought to him.

    Never again did his dad come by without calling first.

  • stichione

    those women were probably good old fashioned Dub sisters who were trained never to look at the male member lest they turn to a pillar of salt!

  • RandomTask

    No, they're just going "aww crap! now I have to walk around the kingom hall shouting 'Unclean! Unclean!' for a week"

  • SPAZnik

    lol RT

    this actually reminds me of a time my stepmom took my little sis out in service to some motels along a highway. some *big* trucker dude comes to the door nekkid and my stepmom looks up at him (she's like 4'8") and wags her finger at him telling him to go back inside and put some clothes on, telling him off for coming to the door naked. he obediently did so and then she proceeded to place mags with him. lol. funny.

  • LyinEyes

    I heard a part of this song , on the Bob and Tom Radio show, it started off about men and things they like. Like why can't we(men) have internet accesss in the bathroom? And why can't we have a tv in the bathroom? the song goes on , laughter in the studio at this nut singing his homemade song.

    This verse was classic, I tried to remember it: "Women like to tie their robes in the front ,much to many mens dismay,,,, I like to keep mine open , to run the Jehovah's Witnesses away."

  • Quotes

    These stories are beautiful, but it makes me wish that I had a story about my JW days, being greeted by a fabulous naked woman.

    It happened.... IN MY DREAMS!!!!

  • Jesus Christ
    Jesus Christ
    Like why can't we(men) have internet accesss in the bathroom? And why can't we have a tv in the bathroom?

    In all honesty, that is something that is very nice. My laptop has a wireless connection to the net which means I can carry it into the bathroom. I also have a small, cheap TV that can be hooked up in the bathroom if I chose to. I can't tell you how many of my friends are envious of all the gadgets in my house!

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