Will YOU Make Room For It? RoadTripII

by Know_You 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • ashitaka

    psssst. Awakened. His original post is satire. His writings are comic versions of You Know's writings, another apocalyptic person here. Just to let you know.


  • AwakenedAndFree

    Dear Ashitaka,

    Jesus Christ taught us to love our neighbor as ourselves, as well to love our enemies.

    Look what the Scripture says about that:

    REVELATION 3:19:"All those whom I have affection I reprove and discipline. Therefore be zealous and repent."

    Christian Love,


    Edited by - AwakenedAndFree on 16 October 2002 15:19:24

    Edited by - AwakenedAndFree on 16 October 2002 18:51:35

    Edited by - AwakenedAndFree on 16 October 2002 19:13:21

  • Know_You

    Dear AwakenedAndFree,

    If indeed you are Awake in any meaningful sense then I suspect that you are also thankfully Free of any trace of brain cells. Otherwise how could you possibly live with yourself? Or are you Awakened in the Frankenstein-ian sense?

    As for the dictionary, what person in their right mind would write "Therefore be zealous and repent" (and perhaps you should consult your beloved dictionary when trying to spell some of those big words, e.g., "zealous" instead of "zelous".) Or how about a mouthful like "pretentious writting (sic)." Do you think that I pretentiously writt where none has writted before just to attract your attention, to Lord it over a disintellect such as your own?

    While YOU may indeed represent the fiduciary of ignorance, the very plimsoll-mark of ill-education, I see no reason why I should be required to descend to those depths myself. Hope that helps.


    Edited by - Know_You on 16 October 2002 15:41:31

  • Satanus


    Shakespeare would be jealous. From http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=plimsol

    plimsoll Pronunciation Key (plplimsol or plimsole (-s
    n. Chiefly British

    A rubber-soled cloth shoe; a sneaker.
  • og

    Give it up for Know_You, the king of JW satirists! I only wish the actual JW literature was this interesting. Please sir, reveal yourself to your adoring audience!

  • reubenfine

    "shrill cacophony, their puny fists, snakepit, spiritual pornography, puslike scourge of apostasy, sick ingrates, rats infesting a barn or cockroaches from under the sink, apostate dog."

    LOL Don't leave, Know_You. You're killing me! LOLOLOL Satire at it's best in the tradition of Andy Kaufman! ROTFL

  • PopeOfEruke

    Know You writes so damn cool, I actually now look forward to returning to my own vomit, apostate dog that I am.

    MMMM............. - vomit........


  • AwakenedAndFree

    Dear Know_You,

    Thank you so much for your reprove. I have fixed my misspelled word. English is my second language.

    Christian Love,


    Edited by - AwakenedAndFree on 16 October 2002 20:6:45

  • ashitaka


    Satire. Satire. This post is Satire.LOL


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