by Perry 45 Replies latest jw friends
1. "Friends are God's way of apologizing for relatives." (Unknown but not forgotten)
2. "Let us neither look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness." (James Thurber)
3. "As my dear departed uncle said, in his last words: 'A TRUCK!'" (Emo Phillips)
Nina
THERE IS ONLY ONE RELIGION AND THAT IS LOVE
THERE IS ONLY ONE CASTE AND THAT IS OF HUMANITY
THERE IS ONLY ONE LANGUAGE AND THAT IS OF THE HEART
QCA1
"Hey, you going to eat that?"
Ted Bundy
Mongol General: "..I fear my sons will never understand me."
Mongol Messenger: " We win again"
Mongol General: "That is good! But what is best in life?"
Mongol Warrior: "The open steppe, fleet horse, a falcon on
your wrist, the wind in your hair!"
Mongol General: "Wrong!, Conan, what is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and
to hear the lamentations of the women!"
Mongol General: "That is good"
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the
inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is
truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and
furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my
brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you.
What is your major malfunction Private Pyle?- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Jesus Christ Pyle, don't try too hard. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there, wouldn't he?
Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore: You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
And
"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think"
Also by Dorothy Parker
"We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God."
If at first you don't succeed, kick at it until it bleeds.
I have several favorites, and I use them often.
1. No one can take advantage of you without your permission. Eleanor Roosevelt
2. Don't let anyone steal your dreams. And.........don't be a dream stealer. (can't remember the author, maybe it was me)
3. Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right. Henry Ford
4. If you don't know where you're going, how are you going to get there? (hmmm)
5. How's that working out for you? Dr. Phil (McGraw)
6. Make so much money that you can't give it away fast enough. Jim Rohn
7. Living a good life is the best revenge. (I love this one..........author unknown)
8. A successful man makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman finds that man. (don't know author)
9. Choose to be free from disease. Being well is a habit, so is being unhealthy. Gordon Pedersen, PhD.
10. If the mind doesnt have a goal, it repeats yesterday over and over again. Rick Tonita
The strength of criticism lies in the weakness of the thing criticized
-Henry Longfellow
My grandfather's last words: "A truck!"
