They are so creepy and spooky, talking with double tongues, speaking out of both sides of their mouth.... Saying one thing, doing another, explaining all this with love, warm Christian love and greetings, as they grab your cash and ask for more, as they say there are urgent needs for more KHs yet so many are being "under-utilized" that they need to combine halls.
Creepy, spooky stuff. And then they talk about a "master plan"!!! How very weird. Their whole language and focus is so absurd recently, even calling their New York location, "HEADQUARTERS" -
it's like they are a bunch of little boys playing in a tree fort (complete with "No Girls Allowed!") and they are super sleuths and spies and possess super skills, knowledge and intelligence (all from Jehovah, who powers their special, secret "Hercules" rings, ha) - and they go along, changing the rules where they wish or when it's best for them, and then they knock you down from their lofty tree-house heights and blow spitballs at you, too.
They make you build your own little tree-fort but they have the big house and make up all the rules. If your tree fort gets too big, they will cut you down.