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> Federal Aviation Administration
> 800 Independence Avenue S.W.
> Washington D.C. 20591
>
> Dear Sirs:
>
> I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time
> getting our airline industry back on its feet.
>
> Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we
> should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked
> woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying
> again in hope of seeing a naked woman.
>
> We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have
> record
> sales.
>
> Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
> myself?
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Bill Clinton
>