These are just a few things we observed at our Hall as kids, so if you went to Hague Park in Scarborough in the early 70`s and 80`s you just might be on your ass on this thread!
10-Don`t help K .L arrange the brushes in his van, if you don`t want to see his Willy
9-Dont let J. L see you looking at K`s willy at the dinner table.
8- Wear flea repellant when sitting behind Afka Newman
7-Stay out of the front row the M`s are coming.
6-Don`t play penny hockey in the Basement.
5-Close the washroom door quickly when the Mesics are in there or they will hear the beating during the public talk.
4-B.O may have never had an Orgasm but she sure liked tickling it during the Watchtower.
3-Randy really is gay, his hot wife was a JW crossdresser.
2-If your dealer is out of stash you can always go to the bookstudy at the Degales and get your stash just to cover the cost of dealing.
1-You really weren`t paying attention at the meetings if you get this e-mail because your free baby!
Feel free to add your Top Ten from your fav congregation!
Edited by - Beans on 29 August 2002 22:8:13