I was at coffee yesterday, and friends I was with started talking about Halloween, and costumes.
After a bit, I got this 'revelation'!! I asked them...
"Why not dress up as Santa Claus on Halloween?"
Well, you'd have thunk I said that Satan wuz Jesus! They told me "Oh no! You don't want to do that!" after which I got this long lecture about how some poor child would be all confused for life, or some such.
I just thought that it would be a cool idea! I mean... there you are, going from door to door - saying,
"Ho ho ho! Trick or treat!" and if they don't give you candy, well then you - as Santa - are not obliged to bring them gifts in a couple of months. Fair trade, I say!
Or... if you are the host - waiting to give out candy, why not dress up as the Easter Bunny? You could then hand out candy Easter eggs or whatever.
I mean, I think that it's high-time that we economize on these here holidays!
Of course... these are words from an ex-JW... and I may need help.
WildTurkey? I always value your input... although, those 'pick-up lines' didn't seem to work too well (said while rubbing NPY slapped face).